Mr. P: "Man, look at the wind outside! It's kicking up the dust everywhere... Where did that come from? That's like a... gale! We're gonna be eating dust!"

I laughed at Nancy for having a big bottle of Febreeze in her purse. She sprayed her desk and chair before sitting down in English class. x3

Whenever I see "premium roast coffee," I shiver with delight :)


According to Canada's Food Guide, I need:
-7 servings of vegetables and fruit
- 6 servings of grain products
- 3-4 servings of milk/alternatives
- 2 servings of meat/alternatives

What the fish are alternatives anyway?

Dear Ashee,
I decided to write you a letter, in a blog post. In response to your last blog, it's "wit," or "wittiness" not "wittyness."I love you and sometimes I wish you were a guy so I could marry you. But I don't mean that in a weird way; I just want to forever be your friend :D

I cackled many times while reading your post, as Nikala witnessed. You are "halarious" as well sweetheart. Don't groan and sigh too much okay? It's bad for you...

Here is my favorite line: "I coulda told you all of this about half an hour ago when I was with you, but since you insist I blog my boring like on the internet for you to read when you have your chai tea and soft blankey..." I would certainly like to enhance my like with chai tea right now [insert heart here because blogger won't "accept my HTML."]

I'm reserving you a place as a bridesmaid for me okay?

Just because I'm insane,
-Jac.