January 9, 2010

My favorite aspect of having a dog as a friend, is that she is the one creature on Earth (besides maybe Jesus) who would forgive me after walking in on me doing the fat guy's Numa Numa dance, being only half dressed, using a pen for a microphone, and having my wet hair up in a towel-turban. Anyone else would probably just dismiss me as a friend right there. I'm not saying I actually did that... it's a hypothetical situation. But yeah ANYWAY -

Braces are off! No more metal-mouth or fence-face, I am now free from prison, no longer behind bars! I have a little metal retainer behind my lower set of teeth and I have to wear a somewhat annoying plastic mouth guard of a retainer at night for the top. Inconvenient, but hey! I have a smile for once!

Mom bought me a bean bag chair. To be technically correct, it's not a "bean bag" chair.. but rather a large, foam-filled burgundy cushion with an indent for the user's bottom. It is immensely comfortable and perfect for flopping, reading, blogging, and even reading math notes from the three days I missed of school.

I just stumbled across an unfinished poem in my draft blog posts. It's rather brilliant, I should finish it. My only problem is that the inspiration is no longer existent. I think I started it while being fairly angry with somebody and now I forget the raging feelings I had. Nevertheless... it's still brilliant. Maybe one of you will be able to relate to it by the time it gets published. Fae seems to be having paternal issues, it could possibly apply there.

I can't wait to be able to sing again. My voice is hopelessly lost to the violent chest cold that's taken over my iron-deficient body. I told mom to exchange my lungs for Jed's so that I'll be able to breathe... and he won't be able to sing.

Stats, I like the photo frame you gave me. It's fun. I just need a camera so I can play some worthy photos on it. Anything I have that is decent is years old now.

Back to school, back to singing tomorrow. Hopefully I won't have too many cough attacks, as they are hopelessly embarrassing not to mention painful. Apparently I missed the end of the Spanish Scrabble tournament, which I was far in the lead of before I got sick and forgot about it.

Spell check just taught me that "existent" is spelled with an 'e' instead of an 'a'. And no. I did not try to say "axistant"... I'm not that pathetic Ashley, so stop grinning. I think Stats is beginning to agree that hearing "I seen it" or "I done it" is possibly in the top five annoying things on Earth. I'm debating over #1 right now, but I think it could be high prices. Especially on things like Starbucks, LightScribe CD's, and cruises. All of those should be broadly affordable to the general public so as to provide said people with blatant happiness and so up the livability rating of Canada and put up the worth of our dollar. That's my theory for the solutions to the world's problems.

Happiness is: Writing out a blog and not having to see the little red squiggly lines that tell you you've made mistakes. Right then you know you've got writing skill.

I have my tagboard up and running again, so feel free to debate.

Posted by RJ Haely at 11:43 PM